Just like us, you’ve probably felt that something was missing in the snack world, but a Lithuanian manufacturer has filled this gaping void in our lives. The Chazz company’s creation, a vagina-flavoured chips, reportedly offers a taste sensation that stirs the spirits and lays the groundwork for a wild, passion-filled night.
But why is there a need for this? Does it even have a right to exist? The answer is an absolute yes! If Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina gummies” are selling like hotcakes, and fans are going crazy for Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina-scented candles, then why wouldn’t vagina-flavoured chips be a success?
Moreover, beyond the humorous nature of the previously mentioned products, the food item in question could indeed be beneficial, as its taste and aroma may enhance libido. This was clearly Chazz’s intention when entering the market, as their surveys suggest that members of Generation Y (born between 1980 and 1994) have a third as much sex as their parents did at their age.
If your imagination has already kicked in and you’ve pictured how the taste and scent samples are extracted from their natural sources for the chips’ creation, unfortunately, we have some bad news: it doesn’t happen the way you thought! All it takes is a bit of potato, onion, garlic, bay leaf, parsley, lemon powder, black pepper, sour cream flavouring, and acidity regulators to concoct that amazing vagina taste.
As for its future and whether it will find its place among cheese chips and nachos on supermarket shelves, we can’t say for sure. However, for the time being, the hype and curiosity are driving people, bringing a nice profit for the Chazz company, even with the 10 euro price tag.
